Having already infected many politicians and so-called Dictators, the Hitler Gene now appears to be loose in the world around us. Luckily, the swaggering, humanitarian warriors of Saint George, the well-known slayer of dragons, are on hand, to once more go boldly into the breech, with no regard for their own safety or comfort to rid the world of the Hitler like menace, Carbon Dioxide.
Carbon Dioxide has in past times, been thought of as being one of the most important gasses, with which the planet Earth has been blessed. It was once thought of as being the most beneficial of all the gasses for the promotion of plant growth, Market Gardeners had pumped copious doses of Carbon Dioxide into their greenhouses to increase the yields of their crops, apparently unaware that by doing so they had created a massive change in the weather.
The United Nations invested millions of Dollars in “baksheesh,” which was liberally sprinkled amongst scientists, whom had been instructed to declare the World to be warming, because of this alleged effect of Carbon Dioxide on the Earth’s weather. The electronic mail which had passed between these men of letters, suggested that despite a lot of manipulation, the temperature refused to rise and persisted in declining. This would suggest to those of normal intelligence, that the Carbon Dioxide could therefore not be responsible.
Well they would be wrong, apparently the mail which had passed amongst the scientists, which appeared to be quite clear, it was all in English, was not quite as clear as it appeared. It was in fact in Scientalese, a language which inverted English. For a scientist, up is down, increase is decrease, so it follows from this, that to “hide the decline,” should be read as “do not hide the decline.”
The idea that the World was warming, as we had been told, has now subtly changed, despite the fact that it had been getting colder, for many years, which it continues to do, we have to accept that it is in fact, getting warmer and colder at the same time, which is being caused by this new Hitler Gene, encased in Carbon Dioxide, which is now responsible for all and everything that is wrong with the planet. Problems which can only be solved by wearing a sweater in bed, to reduce Carbon Dioxide production, giving up our cars and of course, paying extra taxes.
I was intrigued by this capacity of a kindly simple molecule to change, in an undetectable manner into something else. which was highly dangerous and would probably end up killing us all.
As I pondered this enigma, I was introduced to yet another example of this phenomena, of inexplicable change occurring unnoticed and without warning, when a Black women in Kenya, explained to the world that a white English woman, had been involved it an attack against a shopping Mall in Kenya. This was explained while the attack was still in progress. A statement which was in total contradiction with a statement which had been made by the Kenyan Government.
Samantha Lewthwaite, the woman in question, is now better known by the DC Comic Cut name of The White Widow. The exact source of this nick-name is unknown, however it probably come out of the foetid depths of the CIA or Mossad. This is the girl, who was apparently married to one of the 7-7 Patsies, whom was gunned down in London’s Docklands, probably by the same band of scum, whom pumped eleven dum-dum bullets into Jean Charles de Menezes, in the London Underground, as he lay, unarmed on the floor of a Tube Train.
Samantha was also pregnant at the time, with her second child, one of the reasons her husband had accepted a days work for the group, which was carrying out a drill on 7-7, for which he was to earn a days pay. She was in no way involved with any group of lads from the North of England, whom were the alleged bombers on 7-7. She was just an ordinary young mother, who was about to be infected by the Hitler Gene.
Samantha, disappeared from her home in the UK, some time ago. She may have kept in touch with her family, however they do not appear to have made any comment as to her whereabouts or even whether she is still alive. Nevertheless, the award-winning liar from Sky News, Alex Crawford, announced to the world, on the early morning News programme, that she had discovered the whereabouts of Samantha, in Kenya. Surprise! Surprise!
What is more, Samantha now has a fourth child. She was living in what appeared to be a luxury apartment, overlooking another shopping Centre, where we were assured she spent hours, mingling with thousands of people, whom were quite unaware that the “joint was being cased” for as long as eleven months, in readiness for a possible attack. Finally of course, the Westgate Mall was selected and four men attacked it, all of whom were killed.
The Sky Liars, not only discovered the whereabouts of Samantha, they managed to dig out witnesses, whom verified, from photos which they were shown, that the woman whom had lived in the apartment, with four children, was indeed the person in the photos. We did see the photos. She then abruptly disappeared, this happened in 2011, which would be two years before the attack on the Westgate Mall.
Finally, the Coup de Grâce, Sky News found Samantha Lewthwaite’s Laptop. And what do you suppose they discovered on her Laptop? You are not going to believe me when I tell you. They found that she had downloaded the Mujahedeen How To Make A Bomb Book. On top of that, Samantha, whom looked just a little bit chubby, facially that is, had downloaded weight reduction and Body Building programmes? Crawford assured us that someone had attempted to destroy the computer but had failed. I suppose they had no matches, so they chose to leave it where two years later, it was found, still intact, with all of the damning data, still available.
It appears that Samantha wanted to style herself along the lines of Taylor Swift,
Take your pick which style she was after?